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Once again proving themselves as Internets™ pioneers, TELECOM now offers you your choice of social-networking nomenclature: you can 'Like' them on Facebook, become a 'Follower' on Twitter or we will totally understand if you just want to remain 'Friends' on MySpace (which apparently still is A place for friends, assuming friends are people you haven't spoken to since 2005). You can also purchase any number of Telecom T-Shirt/Hoodie/Sticker designs from our page at Red Bubble.

Unfortunately our Second Life interactive rehearsal space and hot-dog stand was burnt down by an army of floating penises; damages are estimated to be a quarter of a million Second Life Linden dollars (US$6 Trillion).

In other news, we also use email.

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