COMPLETE NEWS ARCHIVES: 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2005TELECOM ANNOUNCEMENT2010 11 12Telecom To Support Built To SpillTELECOM will be supporting seminal U.S. indie-rock band BUILT TO SPILL on New Years Day, January 1 2011 at the Corner Hotel. BUY TICKETS ($51 bargain?). More details as they come to hand. 2010 09 06Prepare To Die -- The Album Is Ready For LaunchIn June 2005, a hot new quartet played to less than 10 people at Melbourne’s infamous Pony Bar. Five years later, they’ve garnered rave reviews from the English press, played the most talked about South by Southwest showcase since Wolfmother, sold out Festival Hall in less than an hour, and have a song on the soundtrack of a major Hollywood picture. That band is The Temper Trap. Despite headlining that bill, It’s got try-hard Beach Boys harmonies; inaudible drunken choirs; slide guitars fed through wahs; wahs fed through slides; delayed piano ala John Farnham’s ‘Age of Reason’; the drum sound from The Flaming Lips' ‘Race for the Prize'; solos nicked from Dinosaur Jr.'s 'Green Mind'; extreme Springsteen-isms; weighty lyrics about life, death, and 200 frozen hamburgers. It has outlasted several family members, one drummer, one manager, and two long-term relationships. It's overseen a wedding, five new jobs, numerous overseas 'holidays', a masters degree, two pregnancies and three side-projects. We’ve hated it. We’ve loved it. And now it’s yours. To listen to. To cherish. To sell at Dixons. To incinerate. We don’t care. As of September 11, it’s yours and it’s done. Launching at The Tote. 71 Johnston Street, Collingwood. Your pals, 2010 03 30Telecom Enter Space-Age of Laser Discs, Hoverboards and Internet DownloadsJust in time for 2006 you can now listen to and / or purchase downloads of Regards,
2010 03 15Telecom Preview New Album of Three Year-Old SongsGreat art can take decades. Just ask Brian Wilson or Rove McManus. Sometimes mediocre art takes just as long, particularly when the "artists" have day jobs and think that art is for F.A.G.O.T's (Friends And Girlfriends Of In anticipation of the release of this anticipation, come hear an exclusive preview of this new album of three year-old songs -- complete with resplendent brown-notes -- this Friday March 19 at Pony. Supporting will be real artists Big Smoke, Aplonea (NSW) and Slow Human Escape. The Doors on at 9PM. Entry $7. Cordially yours, 2010 03 09Telecom Place Order With Japanese Sex-Robot Company for "Scarily Lifelike" Drum MachineDo you believe in life after love? Offering support will be the still-complete line-ups of Daughterboy Jao, Damn The Torpedoes and Sweetmac. The Doors on at 2030. Entry is $7. Party? Regards, 2010 02 20Shit Band Seeks Average Drummer. Must Have Own Time Machine. Jaded Wash-Ups from the Future Welcome.We are the shit band who have release five hit albums, seventeen singles and three split 7 inches with latest band from overseas. We have an exciting management and strict weight-loss policy. We are looking for a drummer who can play both 4/4 and 8/8 time signatures as well as sixteenth notes. We need someone who is uglier than at least two thirds of the band but who could be considered attractive in a Seth-Rogen-is-fat-but-can-charm-chicks-into-pity-sex-with-self-deprecating-jokes-about-masturbation-and-excessive-pot-smoking way. We have album recorded, flights cancelled, cocaine ordered and major label disinterest. If this sounds like you and you can hit sticks with skins, this could be a band you are in. Call now. No timewasters. Unless you have timemachine. In which case, cool! Come farewell long-serving, long suffering, much-loved drummer Blake Williams in his last gig for And for all of you prospective drummers out there, applications for our new reality television show Telecom: Cymbal of Love. Hosted by Mark Philippousis" will be available at the door. Interested parties can email their headshots to: switchboard@telecomlovesyou.com Regards, P.S. On a more or less serious note, please take the time to register for and attend the Save Live Australia's Music Rally next Tuesday, February 23, commencing at 4PM at the State Library in Melbourne. The RockWiz Orchestra will be leading the march to Parliament playing AC/DC's "Long Way to the Top" on the back of a flatbed truck. See you there! 2010 01 25Telecom Return from the Future to Save Live Music, Past Selves from ObscurityEveryone is always talking about comebacks, like ‘Band A are back from hibernating in the studio’ or ‘Band B’s latest album is a definite return to form.’ But all that’s about to change. With all of 2009’s shows performed strictly in private, 2010 will also see the release of Prepare To Die, the debut album from that Sincerely yours, Once again proving themselves as Internets™ pioneers, © Copyright |
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